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Adam Sandler takes hilarious dig at old age after receiving AARP Award

‘Happy Gilmore’ star receives achievement award from friend Henry Winkler

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Adam Sandler takes hilarious dig at old age after receiving AARP Award

‘Happy Gilmore’ star receives achievement award from friend Henry Winkler

Adam Sandler takes hilarious dig at old age after receiving AARP Award
Adam Sandler takes hilarious dig at old age after receiving AARP Award

Adam Sandler recently took a hilarious dig at old age after receiving honours at AARP Movies on January 10.

The American actor joked about getting old after receiving honour from friend Henry Winkler at the ceremony.

“A lot of people said to me, ‘Sandman, getting an AARP award means that you’re old now.’ To what I say, it’s not because of this award,” began the 59-year-old.

Adam jokingly said, “I’ve got 10 other reasons that you know I am old.”

“The other day, I had to swallow a Viagra to take a piss. And I had to call my doctor because the piss lasted for more than four hours and the font on my phone is so big that my texts can be read by anyone with a window seat on a Delta flight,” explained the Grown Ups actor.

Adam recalled that at his high school reunion, he spent most of the night saying, ‘I’m so sorry to hear that’”.

“None of my toenails are the same colour anymore. If I take my socks off, it looks like a pack of Crayola crayons” remarked the 50 First Dates actor.

Adam continued, “I receive the Academy Awards screeners, even though I press play on 44 different movies, I can only stay awake for a combined total of eight minutes.”

“For all of you who are getting all the accolades, I must say I love the first 30 seconds of all of your work,” stated the Big Daddy actor.

Later, Adam thanked his wife Jackie for “staying with me even though no part of my body is where it used to be”.

“I don’t know how much time I have left — 60, 70 years. 80 tops, maybe 90 if I start working out and taking creatine,” shared the Uncut Gems actor.

Adam added, “I promise to everyone here tonight, I will make at least 50 more movies before I am dead — and at least 25 of them will be good.”